i shall call this "stupid things"

1. bikes
the 10 minute bike ride from my house to work is uphill, and therefore stupid. i haven't ridden a bike in 5+ years so, in turn, i'm pretty out of decent bike-riding condition. this adds to the stupidity of bikes. i can not wear a bike helmut on days that i've washed my hair, which is stupid on so many levels. my butt and legs already hurt. this means tomorrow is going to be really stupid.
2. lady gaga
3. pop quizzes
i already went to school. i already sat through excessive and annoying pop quizzes. i passed them (and usually with flying colors), and, in doing so, felt nicely un-stupid. no one at this age should have to take a pop quiz. and then fail. (nor should they be told to sit at seperate tables with their backs facing one another so as to avoid cheating.) the pop quizzes should not ask questions like: "name the french preparation of an artichoke. here's a hint - it's a man's last name!" i'm not sure how i still have a job.
*sentiment remains regarding spelling quizzes/contests
4. sandwiches
always too much bread. always sticks to your mouth. always fall apart and always messy. always stupid - even when grilled and cheesy. texturally overwhelming and dumb. not really that healthy. the only slight exception is peanut butter and jelly. but still stupid.
5. two buck chuck
last i checked, it's 3.99 plus tax. or something like that. math?
6. jaywalking tickets
the biggest possible ticket for a jaywalker is getting hit by a car. if you're so stupid to not know how to cross the road, then you will suffer physical damage. no need for a cop on a bike to issue you a $110+ ticket because you didn't pay attention to the red hand. stupid, stupid, stupid.